@rj
Trogdor-You're funny when you rant.It's why we like you.Also,how are you able to fly by flapping those wings?!I mean,how can they lift your body off the ground
Gabby and Kyo-What kind of holidays do you celebrate in your world unique to others
MC-Is there any known way to get Illie to act logical?You know,how do I trick him
Sila-What worlds other than the ones we've ssen you visit have you visited
Leo-Who's your favorite gangster?
Illie-How old are you?
Trogdor: Funny? What the crap? I'm intimidating and terrifying, not funny! And I can fly because I'm Trogdor. And that's how I roll.
Gabby: Well, there are several religious holidays here that according to MC you don't have. Probably because you don't have the religions. The Apostles of the Child have the Day of Arrival and the Day of Departure; those are their big ones. Many, like the Dualists and the Dharmics, have ritual celebrations of nature on certain days, as do the pagan groups which still exist. But we also have stuff like Christmas and Thanksgiving, too.
Kyo: It varies regionally. My parents have always led the celebrations of something called the Changing of the Tides, which has to do with the seasonal changes in the Ocean. I don't really buy into it.
MC: He'll act slightly logical if he really, really needs to, but I can tell it really pains him to do so.
Sila: I've sampled about fifty for CLOVIS's purposes, not staying long in any of them. Some are very high-technology, like ours, and some are even more advanced. Some are very low-tech. Some didn't have people, and two of them had no life at all.
Leo: 50 Capone, yo.
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@ Guest
To Gabby and Ty: Why don't you catch Zard and Madoom using Pokéballs?
To Trogdor: What would you do if Gabby and Ty tried that?
To Gabby, Ty, Link, Zelda, and Kyo: If you HAD to guess where Mastercougar put Eliza, where would you guess?
To Azad: Have you ever solved a math problem that nobody else has?
To Wisest Pikachu: When are you going to update your comic?
To Mastercougar: Doesn't this comic state that worlds are made by authors? Doesn't that mean that all other religions are wrong?
To the DimensiSpace Traveler that looks like a blue Gastly: Are you any good at HHH?
To JRR Tolkein (sp?): What's life like after death?
To Mastercougar again: Why don't you use Control-X on Trogdor to solve your problem?
To Eliza and Sila: Do each of your nanobots have their own personalities?
To Alfred from WP's Comic: Why do you like WP so much? What did he do for you?
To Ty: Why not use a Dimensiball to summon a core?
To Gabby, Ty, Johnny and Leo: Did you know each other pre-comic? If so, doesn't that create a plothole in Comic 1?
To Illie: Check out yugiohtheabridgedseries.com! You'd love it!
Gabby: I doubt it would work. They don't seem like they'd go down without a fight.
Trogdor: I'd be all, like, DUDE! And then move in for some major burnination.
Gabby speaking for all except Kyo: The general consensus is that she could be anywhere. There's no way to know.
Kyo: MC just got done telling me that, for his inane reasons, he sent her through time, so she's nowhere right now.
Azad: Well, there was that time where, for my own curiosity, I had the Dwarves mine for 6th-dimensional objects.
WP: Shhhh!! It doesn't know I'm here!
MC: Not all worlds are made by Authors. Some are made by the Overauthor, AKA God, who created the Authors. All worlds are ultimately his creation. But we can discuss that more, later.
Ghastlyoid: Ha! Ziom Zee Beetroot at Hungry Hungry Hippos!
J.R.R. Tolkien: Pleasant enough, thank you. I exist when I want to, and create whatever I like.
Mastercougar: That would only work if he were currently within my creation. Besides, I don't want him gone entirely. He's part of the plot.
Eliza: Nah, not really. They're just different parts of my body.
Sila: What a ridiculous question.
Alfred: He brought me to life! I am eternally grateful for his experiments.
Ty: Wouldn't work. Cores, by their very nature, cannot be teleported, stored, or in any way transported that would cause them to lose their physical shape.
Gabby: Oh, we weren't introducing ourselves to each other; we were talking to you. Or at least that was MC's idea. His script for that introduction was horrendous.
Illie: Stew the jewels, I blab monkey.
Link: In all the excitement, I thought not of it.
Old Man: Cheeze Nips, dangnabbit!
Azad: The question was whether an tribrane vibration can take place in a twelth-dimensional space, and the answer came in the form of several sixth-dimensional shapes that let it do so.
Ty: Well, there was the time I came up with a better proof of Fermat's Last Theorem. That was more of a proof than an answerable question.
RM10000002: Make sandwiches.
Leo: How th' @#&* am I supposed to know, foo?!
Yeah, Johnny's music sucks. He's livin' in the past.
Johhny: Leo has forgotten our musical heritage in disco, the purest art form.
Oh, and being inside a Pokeball is kinda like being asleep.
Trogdor: Zard said something about not gracing you wretched creatures with a conversation. I kinda get that. Humans are boring until you start making fun of them and/or setting them on fire.
Mastercougar: I go with whatever's useful. The Entei is intimidating, but the human form has dexterity. Since it's my creation, I could honestly show up as anything I liked.
Eliza: Well, we're obviously limited by the amount of mass we have. Even if we keep extra in hyperspace, it's not infinite. But other than that, the sky's the limit.
Logic: Unlike a Demon, I do not change structure at a nanoscopic level, regrettably. Other than that, my goo is fully malleble.
Eliza: If I leap into the air, store most of my mass, and take a discus shape, I can soar through the air like a frisbee. It's pretty awesome.
Sila: I prefer to remain a silent red streak moving through the bases of my enemies, invisible until it's too late for them to react.
Illie: Yes, yes, birds, soup, Adam's apple! Reveal to me the Muse of Artichokes, that I may parallel park in your nostrilettes! WOP WOP WOP ASZKAF! 88888888888888888888!
MC: Oh, I didn't create Illie. I just employ him.
Kyo: I dated a Lanturn girl for a while. She was mind-numbingly boring.
Eliza: I've fused with Ran.
Sila: There's never been a need.
MC: ...Ouch. Trust me, it's just the way I blurred it. Although it may have something to do with my photographic skills.
Steven: I'm not entirely sure. I suppose when Gabby and Ty need help from my association. Not that I know anything about this comic outside of the questioning room.
Logic Drones: Why would we betray Logic? There is no reason to do so.
Master Hand: I have, now that Tabuu has been extinguished.
Link: Zelda and I have no idea what thou doth mean.
Master Hand: Meta Knight has every right to compete, just like anyone else. He is a valued athlete.
Link: According to Mastercougar, we are all the Links and Zeldas thou knowest, taken at once.
Mastercougar hath told me of these games. I am interested most in the Wii one, for it doth promise to reveal one of my most interesting adventures.
Commander: THAT IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION! DO YOU READ ME, MAGGOT!?
Logic: His grudging recognition that he and I have something in common: namely, an urge to eliminate the other from the universe. Of course, the fiend concealed this statement in his usual illogical abuse of words, but I find the admission refreshingly reasonable.
@maskedpirate
Illie-fleas. :-D
Ty-What do your robots do? I mean the ones that you mentioned at the start of Storyline 1.5
Trogdor-If you could have chosen your own name, what name would you choose? Next question! What's the most evilist thing that you've ever done?
MC- Please name every character in the audience during storyline 3 and storyline 3.5.
Illie: Peas. Bees! Seas! TREES! KNEES! SEIZE!!!
Ty: They're designed to do a variety of domestic transportation tasks, so that I can call one when I need a certain tool.
Trogdor: Dude. What name could possibly be better than Trogdor the Burninator?
As for evilest things done, there was that time I burninated an entire village, kidnapped the children, made fun of them, and ate them one by one.
MC: ...Hoo boy. Here goes. Row by row: Gundam Remake, Yami Yugi, Bakura, Blake Jackson, Spoke Interweel, Buddy Smith, John Perpeski, Samuel Oak, Xander Morris, Tom Dachale, Tim Dachale, Tony Dachale, Troy Dachale, Captain Theodore H. Dachale, Sister Bethany Akida, Amadeus Chansey, Gary Oak, Nurse Anita K. Joy, Green Jones, Sabrina Evenesa, Lance Elliot the "Dragon Master," Lance's twin brother William Elliot, Betty Sue Lewis, Eric Prester, Amy Paniko and Josh Budias, Dan Eski, Timmy Lewis, Solomon Fuji, Ask Ketchum, Misty Williams, Brock Harrison, May Maple, Nurse Samantha Q. Joy, Officer Jennifer Riewere, Ricky Stuart, Ricky's Lapras Dancing Queen, Rayquaza, Deoxys, Dexoxy's girlfriend, Donovan Demichi, Lt. John "Lightning" Surge, Private Bobby "Utter Disappointment" Surge, Ignatius Lambert, Giovanni Ceretizzi, Eliza Clovis, Mimi Blake, Bruno Morrison, Ran-ran the Nidoran, Verde Jones, who has a very tragic skin condition, Norman the Snorlax, Zapdos, Moltres, Articuno, Imposter Profesor Oak, Wisest Pikachu, Mangaman, Ben Underwood, Mew, Nano Man, Alfred, Eddie Stuart, Edgar Fuji, Solomon Fuji Sr., Baba Fuji, William Kingston, Grunt Billy Bobkis, Agatha Venaris, Luigi Ceretizzi, Special Rocket Agent Avina X, Margret Samson, Benny Samson, Billy Samson, Bobby Samson, Binky Samson, Bunky Samson, Derek Samson, Hung Lee, Tricia MacArthur, Sally Jenkins, Tina Harris, Ho-oh, Lugia, Mewtwo, That Darn Sudowoodo, Lyeotia Roja, Elizabeth Ford, Jessica Ford, Dale Woelfle, Kyogre, Groudon, Latias, Latios, a reader whom I can't remember, Yello Mit, Controller of Flames, and John "When-Will-I-Find-A Life-That-Doesn't-Involve-Selling-Popcorn" Galt.
Whew! Don't let anyone say MC never did nuthin' for the masses!
Okay, so where was I?
cornbr3dMC: Oh, Illie has roots all though the internet. He moves like a ghost from forum to forum, carrying nonsense ere he goes. He enjoys spam forum, but will make sudden, random appearances nonsensically in other forums as well, vanishing without a trace before he can be banned. He also makes 90% of the world's spam email.
@maskedpirate
Illie: Don't throw the tasers out with the baby, man! What about Morgan Freeman? Or Golden Sandal? They're at least other an point!
Trogdor: What? I don't love Rigellian Flobberworms! I was just distracted, that's all!
MC: Well, first I would have been very surprised. Then, I probably would have allowed him to catch a very painful disease for a few weeks. And perhaps made him apologize to my next of kin.
Robomechacharvenustoise: Rahh? Rahh...Rahhhwwaaaaaaaaahh! *breaks down*
Gabby: So am I, remember?
Trogdor: What, you think I can't beat those guys? I've got a score to settle! I'll show them who's the Burninator around here!!
Johnny: Why, yes! That dollbabe Gabby gave me an ePod of my own. Major works on it include: D.I.S.C.O., Boogie Wonderland, I Was Made for Lovin' You, and, of course, A Taste of Honey's masterpeice, Boogie Oogie Oogie.
I agree with you, MC. This is ridiculous. Oh. And welcome back.
Thanks! Good to be back.