Favorite video game quotes

[cornbr3d]

As the title implies. Basically, share your favorite quotes from video games.

I have a favorite from Ocarina of Time, but it's an unusual one:

KKKHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! - The head carpenter.

[Cursed Bluto]

"You people sound like the chapters from a self-help booklet!" -Kefka.

"Stupid Flanders finding happiness in religion." -Homer Simpson(Only good piece of dialogue in The Simpsons - Hit and Run)

"What you say!" -Do I even need to say it?

[Blivsey]

"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"

"Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage!"

"I need no long speech before this battle, which will be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!"

"Soon Princess Peach's voice will be Cackletta's snack cake!"

"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"



I less than three Fawful.


Also GLaDOS:



“Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great."

"Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!"

"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."

"Unbelievable. You, <subject name here> must be the pride of <subject hometown here>." (funny because the blanks are actually not filled in during the game)

"As an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact. The device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in <subject hometown here>." (same story)

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."

"Well done, Android. The Enrichment Center reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."

"At the Enrichment Center, if at first you don't succeed, you fail."

"Have I lied to you?" [pause] "I mean, in this room?"

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

"Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive."

"Two plus two is f…f…f… f…10." [garbled sounds] "IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!"

"Good news, I figured out what that thing you just incinerated is. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the enrichment centre with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the enrichment centre with a deadly neurotoxin, so get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters."

[cornbr3d]

Ah, Fawful is always awesome, except when he's not evil (such as in partners in time).

More quotes:

*Monkey rap with a stereo* - Diddy Kong, at the end of a level in donkey kong country 2.

“The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?” - Bad Dudes.

"YOU LITTLE-...YOU LITTLE!" - Eggman, from sonic unleashed. (I know, this quote sounds really bad, but that's part of why I like it.)

[Cursed Bluto]

"I am more than a robot. Die Wily!" -Mega Man(Pretty straightforward, no?)

[helios]

"You have no time to ponder such questions, for link has just grabbed the smash ball."
"This time, it gets even longer"
-Masahiro Sakuri
Not really from a game, but, epic enough.

"I fight for my friends" -Ike

"The Wii was found" -Nintendo DS

[cornbr3d]

"Wii would like to play with you" - Wii commercials

"WORTHLESS CONSUMER MODELS"- E-123 Omega in Sonic Heroes, when battling other robots.

Ahh, but I haven't even begun to quote the paper mario games:

"And you! Yes, out there. In front of the TV screen-I'm talking to you! It may be really obvious to YOU who I am... but I still have Mario fooled, so no telling! Or else!" -Lord Crump "Disguised".

"high technicaaaaaal" - that lizard guy.

"Thou art toast!" - Rebbi, that angel guy

"Ctrl-Alt-Delete!" - Fracktail

But none of these quoptes compare to:


"MY SWORD HAS FURY!" -Mustard of doom (yes, that's his name.)

[Cursed Bluto]

"Thy MP art too low." Dragon Warrior

"Your lives are comparable to a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is also stupid as you." Fawful

[Flaming Phoenix]

I basically can't get enough out of the TWEWY script.

But some notable quotes from it:

"So zetta slow!"

"Who gives a digit?"

"Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world." (This one is somewhat of a mantra to me.)

"Enjoy the moment with all your might...
Whether it's gloomy, whether it's bright!" (Is it just me or does that sound like Dr. Suess?)

But seriously, the dialog in that game is EPIC.

[maskedpirate82]

Wha-?

There's a guest here other than me? Hooray!

My favorite video game quote (which I don't have memorized) is when you talk to the 1337 H4MM3R BR0Z in Partners in Time.

[existentialplastic]

"SNAKE!? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!"

"Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!"

Ah...
Metal Gear solid is just great. All the time.